Lindsay Lohan

Last Friday, LiLo reportedly scaled a wall in an attempt to get into her ex, Sam Ronson' sister's party. Here she expresses how particularly proud she was of her feat. Well, maybe she should have taken greater lengths as such to win back Sam's heart.

Johnny Depp/ Joaquin Phoenix

The New Joaquin knows how to make a friend feel 'better'.

Zac Efron/ Joe Jonas

These are what Disney's shaping to take on the kids of the future.

Zac,I'd suggest abstinence.

Jennifer Aniston/ John Mayer

Today it was announced that Jennifer split from John. I don't think anyone felt sorry for either of them.

Maybe just Jennifer.

Arnold Schwarznegger

Arnold Schwarznegger never tires of the same movie line he has come to adore so much.

Until we found out it was just his PA who wrote all these. This PA dude is walking on a very thin line, my friend.

Nicole Richie

Nicole seems to have a short memory of what she looked like 5 years ago.

Lindsay Lohan

We may all know she already has a real Twitter account but wouldn't it be funnier if she really wrote what was ACTUALLY on her mind?

Guess someone's not going to go lessy anytime soon.

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie had a reported mishap on-set of her new movie 'Salt' today. Guess what we found on Twitter? No,not her Twittering from the hospital. We found out how news like this spread so fast.

Amy Winehouse

I'm not sure if this is the lyrics to her new album.

Anyhows, I can't wait for it.

Katie Holmes/Suri Cruise/Tom Cruise

We all know how dominating Tom is. After all, he IS the man of the house.

Madonna

Madonna can't adopt the Malawian kid. Madonna finds an alternative.

Us Weekly/Brad Pitt/ Jude Law

Brad knows no end to the intrusive media but he does know how to use Twitter as a quick PR guy whilst Jude takes advantage of the ungainly situation.

Rihanna/Chris Brown

The love birds are very much still at it. If love means getting punched,bitten and bruised then I must be very mistaken about what I share with my parents and partner.

Suri Cruise

We have all come to love the cute lil munchkin that mini (and female version of) Tom Cruise is.