Fake Twits

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

Last Friday, LiLo reportedly scaled a wall in an attempt to get into her ex, Sam Ronson' sister's party. Here she expresses how particularly proud she was of her feat. Well, maybe she should have taken greater lengths as such to win back Sam's heart.

Transformers/Optimus Prime/Megatron

Note: I created a new kind of Twitter device- Twansformers!

Johnny Depp/ Joaquin Phoenix

The New Joaquin knows how to make a friend feel 'better'.

Zac Efron/ Joe Jonas

These are what Disney's shaping to take on the kids of the future.

Zac,I'd suggest abstinence.

Jennifer Aniston/ John Mayer

Today it was announced that Jennifer split from John. I don't think anyone felt sorry for either of them.

Maybe just Jennifer.

Another Thing I've Learned

It just keeps comin'. There's always something I'll either discover I've missed out or something new to experiment. A few posts ago, I edited the Twitter statistics sidebar and I thought it was really difficult AND time consuming.

Guess what? I discovered that recreating the profile info sidebar is double that!

From that, I've decided to make templates to make my life easier IF ever I intend to while away my time editing profile info/statistics sidebars.

And don't ask me why I continuously use Chace Crawford in my examples.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Jane Austen

Jane finds herself rather unimpressed with this Twitter phenom. I guess she wouldn't have survived this new age.

If you noticed, Jane sent her Twit from her Twypewriter which is historically incorrect since she died before the first typewriter prototype was released.

Neil Armstrong

This is what the first man on the moon might have written if he were on Twitter.

Although that might be a little far-fetched considering the fact that Twitter wasn't even around in 1969 or there was even such a thing as a 'mobile web' at that time!

Gossip Girl

Remember when I said I didn't want to do anymore of the Twitter statistics bar? I guess I could compromise this time round to do a Gossip Girl edition. Perhaps I'll do a 90210 one soon.

Now, if we could actually compare who's the most popular Gossip Girl main character...

Who's the most popular? You do the math.

*Heaps of apologies for the weird out Blair & Chuck ones. Wait a minute? Blair & Chuck? Coincidence or what, you tell me.

Jamie Oliver

The British kitchen heartthrob has found a particularly good use for Twitter.

As a grocery list.

Arnold Schwarznegger

Arnold Schwarznegger never tires of the same movie line he has come to adore so much.

Until we found out it was just his PA who wrote all these. This PA dude is walking on a very thin line, my friend.

Nicole Richie

Nicole seems to have a short memory of what she looked like 5 years ago.

There's Been A Terrible Mistake(s)

Yet again, the lazy mind and lousy eye of mine has struck.
I've made some major mistakes and found out whilst browsing through the rants of those whom I follow on Twitter.

Note: This is regarding the post footer of each Twit. (i.e. less than 5 seconds ago from web)

1. It is written 'about 5 hours ago from web' and NOT '5 hours ago from web'.
2. For reply posts (i.e. @replytowhom), the post footer states 'about 5 hours ago from web in reply to replytowhom'.
3. For posts that were made longer than 24 hours ago, it is written as '8:51 AM Apr 4th from web'

Well, this kinda applies to those who CAN actually see it from the grainy image and who actually click on the image to see it. Apologies! Will incorporate it into future posts.

Look At What I've Learned To Do!

Here was a little experiment I did after finishing my last Fake Twit. I feel like a Xerox copier now. This is the sidebar statistics on your Twitter homepage. It is way harder to do than the basic Fake Twit. Major editing and completely time-consuming. That's why I won't be doing it. Moreover, even how pretty it is, it isn't as entertaining as the usual Fake Twit. I might try it once in awhile though if I'm bored and up to it.

*Oh and there's a lil glitch if you can spot it. Hint:It's something between 178 and 200.

Ugly Betty/ Marc St. James/Michael Urie

And I just had to do this.

Yes, Michael Urie DOES have Twitter and no, he did NOT go on a date with someone who looks like himself.

Ugly Betty/Betty Suarez/Amanda Tanen/Marc St. James

No Ugly Betty episode has been great without the playful banter between Betty and her frenemies. Here, Betty is the victim of online bullying and the butt of Amanda and Marc's joke.